purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

Purple Alien Head

A type of LSD that comes in mostly gel tabs. It fucks you up HARD.

Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.

by DapperSwindler October 25, 2008

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet August 25, 2008

Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

Purple swamp hen

When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.

Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.

by Wood in stink tounge in pink September 9, 2022

Girl/Boy in purple

Reference to girl in red, but bi

Someone: Do you listen to girl/boy in purple
Someone else: OMG how did you know

by Urbanwriter42069 January 13, 2022