by Logan9a November 16, 2010
Get the throw you a beatingmug. When a girl is going to give you dome, but she takes your pants off only to find you have a wicked groin beard. She gets grossed out, so decided to just jerk you instead. Hence, she is beating around the bush.
yeah dog i didnt think my slampiece would mind if I didnt clean up down there, but after she took my pants off, she ended up just beating around the bush.
by davidandbroliath March 22, 2011
Get the Beating around the bushmug. A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009
Get the beating a dead horsemug. To get a wooden bat signed by ALL of the 1962 Boston red sox and beat a bitches pumpum to a pulp with it.
by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007
Get the BOSTON BEAT DOWNmug. man, i would beat the brakes off it!
beat the breaks off that girl.
mother fucker, fuck you, im going to beat the breaks of your ass when i see you!
beat the breaks off that girl.
mother fucker, fuck you, im going to beat the breaks of your ass when i see you!
by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009
Get the beat the brakes off itmug. When a girl masturbates.
HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!
HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!
"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)
RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
by proviegrrl December 10, 2010
Get the beat my eggsmug. "I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."
by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008
Get the beating the dead goatmug.