mom

worse than hitler

mom are scary

by pusslicker45 September 20, 2018

the soccer mom

A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.

Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.

by schvety_balls April 6, 2016

step mom

The wife of one's father. Not the biological mom whom actually gave birth to the child but the one who sometimes...... not always though, provides half of the financial, emotional, and moral support for a child that is not from her loins. Such women will also provide a loving, disciplined, and stable structure for the step kids while the bio mom collects a tidy sum in child support(even for months when dad and stepmom have the child) sleeps with a plethora of different men (sometimes providing the stepchild with a new half sibling) and parties like a rock star.

I have to go spend the summer with my dad and stepmom. We can't go to Disney World though because my dad has no money cause my mom gets it all.

by Byteme June 25, 2004

Soccer mom

The person that gets stuck picking everyone up to take them to work or an event.

The Designated Driver in a group of drunken friends

Take a taxi, I'm not your Soccer Mom

by Manderin September 19, 2005

Mom Butt

When a female (usually an older woman, particularly a mother) wears unflattering, waist high jeans that give the buttocks a flat, unappealing look. It may sometimes entail wearing sweat pants bought from your local Walmart. Also note the buttocks may possibly look as if there is a large amount of cellulite. Either way, you don't want that.

Those Dungarees totally give that girl a mom butt, but I am desperate..

by TrustMe, Really November 12, 2009

ur mom

a horrible comeback used by total idiots who have nothing better to say. It is often replaced by other nouns in the sentence.

Bob: your an idiot.
Paul Baker: Your Mom's a idiot!

Sally: this homework sucks
Paul Baker: your mom sucks!

Joe: your gay
Paul Baker: Your mom's gay!

by urmomisgay June 20, 2006

your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003