The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 08, 2008

Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 08, 2020

Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 03, 2024

mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted

mike niesen's dick smells like fish

by steve jones of canton January 11, 2011

Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like

"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"

by Hard bone March 08, 2017

Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.

Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike

by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014