Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.

person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again

by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019

Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*

“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew

by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021

matthew

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him

omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew

by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.

person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew

by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022

matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023

Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

by DrDre868 March 27, 2020