switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017

jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer

He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper

by Dodi fied November 18, 2020

Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Jerk

Dance having to do with your feet, circa 2009 era.

Do the jerk.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020