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Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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Jacob

A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018
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Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.
Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.
by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023
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Jacob

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.
Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late
by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022
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Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.
by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021
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JACOB

Backhanded,shady,skeeming, ignorant,Dumbass Thief
Damn you Jacob ass bitch gimme back my money.
by Shenanigans 19 August 14, 2019
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Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.
Banner James jacobs has never been laid
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