human pouch 

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

human pouch by Ace Rodgers December 25, 2007

human killer 

when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four

oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over

human killer by piju2piufvwer July 6, 2009

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

human chronological erosion by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.

Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.

Human Crush by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011

human centipede management 

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

human centipede management by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

human

The most wily of animals, the most patient, the most obstinately dedicated to the cruel desires of its own power.

God gazed down in horror at that cunning ape he'd christened "human", and mouthed the words: "What have I done?"

human by TheWatcherOnTheWall December 22, 2013

human catherine wheel 

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.

I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.

human catherine wheel by S-Jayx March 5, 2016