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Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
mugGet the Ham Assmug.

Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024
mugGet the Ham tankingmug.

go to ham

I went to go to ham on jake in bed
by You know it boy June 1, 2021
mugGet the go to hammug.

easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020
mugGet the easy baked hammug.

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
mugGet the Pressing hammug.

Condom Ham

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018
mugGet the Condom Hammug.

HAM

HAM = stands for Hollie and Sam , a perfect match made in heaven , 2 love birds at heart
Oh they are so Ham
by I don’t know heheh October 9, 2023
mugGet the HAMmug.

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