Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

fear day

You know, the famous holiday fear day which is a day about fearing fear day on fear day

Today fear day which is a day about fearing fear day on November 6th

by Goosetweezers August 28, 2018

Together day

Together day is a day where there’s no fighting, no being sad, no arguing just being happy and having a couple of drinks with mates. A day we made up for the fun of it

“ TOGETHER DAAAAYYYY”

“ We should do something for together day”

by Hopalong the frog January 23, 2019

Robe day

The day when you become a super star at your job or got lots of respect from your boss. When this day comes you can totally afford coming to work in robe because you are fucking awesome.

In trading firm: if we make a mil today, tomorrow is robe day.

by KrolikRu May 30, 2018

chumby day

a Holiday held on the 7th of august for bald autistic muslims

its chumby day

by chumby chumberson September 11, 2022

puscasu day

the 4th of november, also known as puscasu day, is a day in the year when we gather to make fun of the individual named Tudor Puscasu

-Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
-Ofc. It's puscasu day, i've already made a list of jokes

by checuu November 4, 2022

cora day

Cora Day- A day to celebrate all the Cora’s in the world! We celebrate by giving them a pack of skiittles and thank them for having an amazing personality and giving second and 73rd chances ;) Celebrated on Dec 31st

“Hey Cora! Here’s a pack of skiittles *hands skiittles* It’s national Cora day!”

by waxworm December 19, 2021