Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
by Ron Legit June 24, 2008
Get the douche-darmug. 1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
by "The Fox" May 21, 2008
Get the community douchemug. the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche duffelmug. the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009
Get the Douche of the daymug. A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Get the petrie douchemug. A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
by Chupallama August 7, 2015
Get the douche lagoonmug. A person (usually a PIN Whore) who thinks they have to send everybody on their BBM list a message "because", but it is usually pointless, stupid shit.
by JazzPlague August 27, 2009
Get the PIN Douchemug.