chuck norris

chuck norris a thing of every race, type, genitic code of every species.

man i wish i can be chuck norris

by ger xiong August 2, 2006

chuck norris

A man who strikes fear into the people who strike fear themselves.

When the boogie man goes to sleep... he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

by RichardV April 15, 2006

Chuck Norris'd

Describes any former star whose only fans today are ironic, and lavish said star with ironic praise, especially on the internet, like former action star Chuck Norris.

Some guy: Man, Steven Seagal got Chuck Norris'd. Remember when we used to genuienly think he was cool in movies like "Hard to Kill" and "Above the Law"?
Another guy: Yeah, these days when people praise him they're being ironic.
Some guy: "Hey, speaking of Chuck Norris, do you think he knows kids passing around "Chuck Norris Facts," are not his fans and are actually ridiculing him?"
Another guy: "I can't imagine why not, but he seems pretty clueless."

by Dracula's Spine January 20, 2008

Chuck Norris

An Round-House Kicking Hero.

When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.

by kidwhoisverycool September 10, 2006

mother chucker

A stupid idiot that is usually fat,gross and has no life. It's another word for mother fucker that you can say in school and not get in trouble.

Get out of here mother chucker!!

by kdubbbaby. June 3, 2009

chuck norris

when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

by da trick biatch March 16, 2006

Chuck Norris

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...

Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons

by Omega Battle Creator April 13, 2006