Christmas in June

A celebration of Christmas in June. Traditionally celebrated on June 25, 6 months between the previous and next Christmas.

Hey, my summer camp threw a Christmas in June event to attract people

by Hunter of Beasts December 25, 2023

Boys' Christmas

-bȯis kris-məs - noun-

An annual festive event characterized by the exchange of gifts amongst all participating boys, typically preceded by the consumption of a lavish potluck supper and copious holiday beverages and desserts, and ending with jovial games, music videos, pen rips, and deep slumber.

Synonym(s): "Family Christmas"; "Best Christmas"

Antonym(s): "waste of time", "stupid", "pointless", "waste of money"

"Did you try the Grinch drink at Boys' Christmas?"

"I hope Garrett comes to Boys' Christmas this year".

"I really enjoyed taking communion at Boys' Christmas".

"Did you hang the August Ames poster that you got at Boys' Christmas?"

by Kitty_Katie December 15, 2020

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Christmas

A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.

Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware

Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents

Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.

Christmas

CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.

by Nowwhat November 4, 2013

Christmas Crazy

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.

Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.

Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.

by makepar December 26, 2016

Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020