CaptainColton03

monkey man oo a a monkey

"CaptainColton03 really is monkey-man! :OOOOO"

by Lux is Light February 3, 2021

Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021

Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.

“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor”

by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Captain greytooth

A gypo from the waterside area with the greyest teeth anyone ever did see

His teeth are so grey he’s like captain greytooth

by Lickthatthenmush May 7, 2021

captaincookie

The captain of cookies, stole my cobalt role

oh no, captaincookie is here again

by MaidsonSImp May 9, 2021

captainmcbussyfarts

best tiktoker ever -captainmcbussyfarts

“are you following captainmcbussyfarts yet” “yeah of course hes amazing and like really hot”

by whats a pseudonym🙁 May 15, 2021