drunk cakes

Alcohol infused cakes or cupcakes.

Ratchel made some awesome drunk cakes.

by vrk27000 February 5, 2015

Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 5, 2015

Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

fart cake

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

by Bauxb August 11, 2016

Smell the cake

A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.

Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.

by Sticky AKA August 20, 2016

cake puncher

In the service industry, an employee who deliberately damages a meal or component thereof in order to make it unacceptable to be served to a customer. In turn, the food then becomes available to the server and/or the rest of the staff.

Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.

by diggy deadmoon September 30, 2016

flutter cake

Performing anilingus ( a rim job) while the recipient is passing gas. ( farting in your face)

. Example- I took a girl out to dinner last night and after she made me a flutter cake.

by Twitch9949 October 16, 2015