bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or more others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber

Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!

by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022

Shadow bus

Someone who or the act of throwing someone under the bus without them knowing. Another form of dry snitching.

Damn did you see how Russ told the boss Phil and Joe drive all the time?! He’s a shadow bus!”

by Bmack1842 January 26, 2021

Wett slush bus

When a guy sticks his penis inside a slushie and creams in it.

Guy 1: Yo I just gave my man a wett slush bus, he slurped that shit up like it was gods piss!
Guy 2: Wow, sounds delicious.

by katiosfingers August 26, 2021

bus down wind

The term Bus down wind (or Bus DW) is used in the context of surfski downwind events. In a surfski down wind event a group of paddlers gather to paddle/surf down wind from point a to point b. The group is logistically challenged by getting by car to the start of the event (point a) and yet have enough cars waiting at the finish line (point b) to be able to bring at least one driver per car left at point a back to point b. A Bus down wind refers to a logistical set-up of a single paddler down wind event. The paddler drives to point a, drops the surfski, drives to point b, leaves the car, goes back to point a by bus, performs the down wind run to point b, loads the ski on the car and goes back home.

I've planned a bus down wind for tomorrow morning

by Millimetern November 17, 2020

Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024

Full as a bingo bus

Drunk as fuck!

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"

by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018