bum butter

The butter like substance you find between the sweaty crack of someones behind.

My new girlfriend is really hot, it's too bad about her serious bum butter problem.

by Monamourski March 2, 2008

bum suk

a person who kisses other peoples asses (not literally) and therfore gain a personal benefitduring this process your friends decrease in numbers

chiara is a bum-suk
all ther teachers know she is a bum-suk and laff

by undisclosed April 11, 2005

front-bum

A bum... in the front. Also see: peenub

Keep icing your frontbum! Icing stops the swelling... AND I NEED YOU.

by JBo February 13, 2005

bucket bum

A normal pair of underwear covering up the bottom half (not revealing cheeks).

I prefer thongs, to those bucket bums you wear.

by Kate March 2, 2005

bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

bum slave

someone, usually male, that feels ensnared by ass and craves it. these people will do anything to tickle your brown eye, beware!

tom, your such a fucking bum slave!

by ducky3010 August 2, 2006

bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006