a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.
dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?
by autoguru November 12, 2019
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The Douchebags's favorite when it comes to luxurious cars.
Bankrupt My Wallet
Bust My Wallet
The Douchebags's favorite when it comes to luxurious cars.
Hey James! Charlie bought a use BMW!
Oh shit... In 1 week, the only thing he's gonna say is I Bankrupt My Wallet.
Oh shit... In 1 week, the only thing he's gonna say is I Bankrupt My Wallet.
by thegamer997 November 19, 2019
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by Berryblonde October 30, 2019
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