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1. A feel-bad-for guy, the one who always tries and does his best but always fails
2. The guy thats gotta get on the ball and beat down the CranMan and get into some other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)
1. "You got another C?" "Yeah" "Man you`re starting to look kinda like a BananaGuy"

2. "Like the BananaGuy wakes up, 'Man! I ain`t inna nothin!' "--Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"
BananaGuy by blu3hat December 29, 2010
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banana polish 

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax
Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
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Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on
banana polish by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014
a fruit that begins with the letter b
i like to eat banana because they are good
banana by Eric Desautel December 25, 2007

bananaland

When you wake up still drunk from the night before, but you are not yet hungover. It is a small window of time where you can't stop laughing and acting dumb.
After a long night of drinking, I woke up in bananaland.
bananaland by Jamal6645 October 8, 2016

banana dog 

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.
that banana dog is after me!
banana dog by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

Banana Banana 

If your banana tastes really good then you describe it as a "banana banana"

It is the way a banana should taste.
example: a banana flavored candy tastes like a banana banana but a regular banana is just a "banana", sooo if you have a banana that tastes really really good it is a "banana banana". noww if you have an even better one then Its "banana banana nana ana"
today i had a "banana banana" it was really good

Bananasalad 

The best type of salad. Particularly good to eat before killing zombies, playing guitar hero, or drinking to excess.

A salad made most of sliced bananas
Jbones: Have you finished your bananasalad?
Clark: This bananasalad tastes like cat meat.
Bananasalad by bananasalad December 15, 2009