Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010

Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

by Just Lew It October 12, 2006

sham bag

A variation of the popular derrogatory term 'douche bag' which articulately describes behavior similar to that of the salesman in the Sham-Wow infomercial.

Your Bluetooth headset makes you look like a total sham bag.

by 44adam44 February 13, 2009

Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

by AllehChan June 17, 2009

fifi bag

A plastic bag filled with jell-o or warm fluid of choice. Once filled it is used to jack-off.

Hey Justin you left you fifi bag at my house.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

juice bag

a more politically correct term for a douche bag

Dude that guy is shuch a juice bag

by yem December 20, 2005

jizz bag

(slang) A condom or anthing that sheaths the penis for the purpose of retaining semen.

Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been

by JamesPeach August 12, 2004