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Noah

Noah is ugly and has a tiny dick he looks like some uncooked ramen noodles with that ugly hair
by RomieDaHomie February 21, 2019
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Noah

The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah
Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets
by Anthony juul October 29, 2019
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NOAH

Pronounced-NO-WAH noah is a freakishly tall young black male caving in at 6 foot 6 on a good day. Noah has a great booty and beautiful and supple skin akin to a silk tailored scarf made from unicorn hair.
noahs mom: NO-WAH

Noah: OUI? (deep voice)
by shawtyattractor July 23, 2022
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noah elias

He is the most amazing boy in the world. He's the best friend and the best boyfriend you can have. He's a cute but also sexy guy and his character is friendly. If you now him than never let him go. He loves pizza and netflix.
Omg who is this guy i wanna marry him? - Noah Elias
by Germanysnextuglymodel January 19, 2017
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Noah

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.
by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020
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Noah

Noah is kind, loyal, and funny, but he is very self conscious. Noah is always there for you but almost no one seems to be there for him. Sometimes he can be dirty minded but in a funny way. Noah is outgoing and caring, but can pull up and insult or a fist if he needs to. Speaking of fists Noah is not afraid to get in a fight rather more afraid of the consequence after. Noah loves movies and video games but doesn't have a huge love for books. Noah loves sports his favorites being soccer and football. Noah is also very good at math but struggles with English. Noah doesn't look the best but his personality makes up for it and that's why people like him.
Hey look its noah

Meh hes alright
by Goalyboy42 February 19, 2020
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Noah Kline

Has a toe fetish...
I think brad has a Noah Kline...
by EatPeePees November 16, 2020
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