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Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES
by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021
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Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.
You see that druggy over there that's matt
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Matt

it's an abbreviation of name caled Matthew.
Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?
Me:.....
Literally me:....
Matt:. Show me
by YouneverkmowwhereIhityou November 23, 2021
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Matt

Very sexy long good dick for anyone to enjoy
Hey look it’s Matt he’s so handsome
by ur favorite person- George Was November 23, 2021
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Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒
Matt is a monkey
by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025
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matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
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