Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine

bisto pls matt club

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

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Matt Harvey Syndrome

When you have been sporadically teamkilled "accidentally" in a video game (especially Helldivers 2) or just randomly made non existent without understanding the reason why..

"dude what just hit me..Matt Harvey Syndrome"
"That Helldiver suffers from Matt Harvey Syndrome"
...randomly hit the respawn screen..."FFS I just got Matt Harveyd!"

by DishyElephant September 15, 2025

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The matt effect

When you feel horny all day after messaging matt the night before.

Her: I've been horny all day
Matt: that'll be the matt effect

by Pappa_mike September 24, 2025

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matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

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Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things

"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

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A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.

Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"

by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025

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