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Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.
by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018
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banana bread

its a shifting save word and its cool
- im gonna use banana bread tonight

- cool hope u have a good shifting session
by hdhxhdhdndj January 6, 2021
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louisiana corn bread

"Louisiana Corn Bread" is done during sexual intercourse when the male partner cracks an egg in the female partners coochie along with adding corn bread mix. Then, the male partner mixes the corn bread up and ejaculates into the batter. This is then baked in the oven and enjoyed with dinner.

Also referred to as "Bobo's Batter" and "Mama's secret
Example: "I'm gonna make some Louisiana Corn Bread of your insides!"
by libtardslayer69420 December 1, 2020
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bread smoothie

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.
by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015
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wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.
by Flishiboi September 27, 2021
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Bread

In cockney rhyming slang, the term "bread and honey" is used as a substitute for "money," with "bread" being the slang term for money.
"He's always talking about how he's rolling in bread, but I've never seen him actually spend any of it."
by Dont@mebro April 10, 2023
mugGet the Breadmug.

cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.
Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk
by Geo P June 24, 2021
mugGet the cunt a nut breadmug.

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