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Disney World 

The Happiest Place on Earth! Sure it's expensive AF but lemme tell you that it's completely worth it. Your smile will be genuine for the first time in a while (at least for me). It's great fun! 4 Theme Parks, 2 Water parks, Disney Springs, Golf Courses, and all The resorts make up Walt Disney World which is essentially the size of San Francisco.
Dad: Hey Kids, guess what?
kids: what?
Dad: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
Kids: REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME!

later that night...
Kid 1: Can you sleep?
Kid 2: No, I'm too excited!
Kid 1: I bet it's gonna be so fun! There are so many cool rides!
Kid 2: BET
Dad: Come on kids go to sleep!
Kids: We're too excited!!!
Disney World by lglifeisgood June 16, 2020

End of the world 

End of the world is 2020 k bye
End of the world by Becca lol June 13, 2020

Best Checkers Buddy in the World 

A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."

B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"

Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series? 

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

AP world 

The stupidist, most annoying class you'll ever take. The teacher makes you read a whole chapter and take notes on that chapter on the weekend. The reading quizzes are impossible because all of the questions come down to 50-50 and which ever one you put down will be wrong.
If youre going to take an AP class, DONT take AP world.
AP world by Duke fan 4 life November 3, 2011

jimmy eat world 

Jimmy eat world is a band who rocks! They got their name when Jimmy's (the lead singer) younger brother drew a picture of Jimmy eating the world titled "Jimmy eat world".
Jimmy eat world is the bestes