Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

pulp-wood

An extremely large turd..

whew man..i just took a dump ..it was a stick of pulp-wood..

by kobalt October 30, 2009

After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021

wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows

Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok

by someone I guess March 5, 2021

Grounding wood

Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life

Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”

by Yanni734 January 16, 2023