The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
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by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022
Get the short mug.A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.
And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.
"Why is she so aggressive? I always see her hitting people"
"She's Dominican right?"
"Yea?"
"And she's short..."
"What's the point?"
"She's a short Dominican woman !!"
"She's Dominican right?"
"Yea?"
"And she's short..."
"What's the point?"
"She's a short Dominican woman !!"
by too...bad March 1, 2023
Get the Short Dominican Woman mug.a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
Get the selling you short mug.Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.
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