Turkey plop

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January

Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.

by Sugarglider December 24, 2022

Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020

Warm-Turkey

When you stuff your s/o's ass with bread and then give them anal.

Brad: Yeah man, My wife finally let Me do warm-turkey to Her last night.
John: Woah dude, I wish My girlfriend would let Me do that to Her.

by Cuck123 December 15, 2019

Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.

"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."

by Carboy512 December 5, 2024

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

damn turkey

A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.

"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."

by Burnt Mashed Potatoes April 25, 2020