awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

Licking The Turtle

When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.

"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."

by Robert Lewis March 11, 2005

turtle cock

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

turtle tracks

To make turtle tracks = to leave.

I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.

by sam harris July 6, 2005

turtle

a bum who only takes a shit every other hour

man that new kid is a shitty turtle

by scc12321 October 19, 2010

Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)

Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.

by Modern Definitions November 4, 2012