The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
by Dave Thomas Experience July 03, 2021
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Chris Newbold

A very, very beautiful male.
I was walking through the City, and I saw a Chris Newbold.
by GuessWhoxoxoxoxo November 25, 2011
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Chris McNamara

Chris McNamara is extremely sexy and has been named by many 'the hottest guy in the world'. Along with his dreamy looks he is an absolute legend who kids around the world aspire to be like.
damn, that guy is hot, he's no chris mcnamara, but he is still very hot
by some hot ginger guy December 02, 2021
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Chris Rock'd

When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
by Magnolious March 29, 2022
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Chris Brown

A fineeeeee talented man. With lots of tattoos, and little girl named Royalty. He knows how to dress and ball. He is lightskinned with some goood hair okay.!! And his voice is amazing.
OMG Chris Brown is finee!
by Chardonaya October 30, 2017
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Chris Brown

Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐
Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!
by Maria Breezy April 18, 2019
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Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.
He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

by Captain White Power July 18, 2006
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