A sexual act of spreading butt checks and placing several scoops of various ice creams on someone’s anus, letting it melt a little, placing bacon pieces and eating it out of their booty.
by Scrubber69 May 04, 2021
by gargantuanD June 25, 2022
magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
by A.random.bitch April 12, 2023
Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
by Kelpsye April 18, 2016
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
by Panda Crew May 03, 2009
The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 21, 2020