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Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.
i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card
mugGet the Trump Cardmug.

the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.
It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client
by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010
mugGet the the card offmug.

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
mugGet the Eat the red cardmug.

debt card

a card just like credit or debit but it actually puts you deeper and deeper into debt.
Man, i really shouldnt have gotten that debt card.
by jbam555 January 21, 2022
mugGet the debt cardmug.

Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
by billwillbilly June 3, 2021
mugGet the Man Cardmug.

Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.
I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards
by anonymous November 25, 2023
mugGet the Jordan Cardsmug.

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