An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
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1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
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Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
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Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
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