band nerd

A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.

Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again

Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.

by bandnerdinband March 24, 2020

Band Bus

Many think of the band bus as a place that lacks chaperones. But for many, there is chaperones. The band bus has many opportunities for inside jokes and overhearing strange conversations.

“Let’s play the poop song!”
“No please don’t play the poop song”
“No murder on the band bus!”
“Please stop sacrificing the short kid.”
*concerning screaming*
“Is that the notre dame?”
“No idiot, it burned down”
(The last one happened in California)

by Lil pasketti May 25, 2020

Expand dah bands

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.

Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!

by Pastazone June 3, 2020

Band camped

boned in a game of cards. Left in the dust.
Inspired from the movie “American Pie”

Jonas: dude I just lost my savings gambling in Vegas.

Amanda: Dude you got band camped!

by Meatiestloaf June 13, 2020

Roy Band

a famous band, Roy Band got some known songs like "the thrown chairs" and "my tongue is out".

did you hear roy band new song called "my mom is a history teacher?" its awesome!

by WENDYSTAR123 July 3, 2020

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020