by Socrates-esque September 2, 2024
Get the Crushmug. When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024
Get the crush courtmug. The one person who you hang out with who systematically kicks your ass at every game the two of you play.
Person 1: So, who’s your crush?
Person 2: James. Put 140 points on me playing 2K.
Person 1: *visible confusion*
Person 2: James. Put 140 points on me playing 2K.
Person 1: *visible confusion*
by verifiedbruhmoment November 26, 2021
Get the Crushmug. by Darkness666 November 3, 2020
Get the Crushmug. When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020
Get the Third party crushingmug. by Not your boyfriend 973 January 6, 2022
Get the National kiss your crush daymug. 