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Baby clam

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.

When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.
Clan: Oh you know I'm just kidding with you ;)
Jeil: HAHAHA your such a baby clam!
by Jeil May 7, 2008
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clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick
I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.
by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024
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Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019
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Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.
3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.
by Mitpal December 18, 2018
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alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
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Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside
I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....
by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023
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Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps
Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017
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