Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

full on canadian

To go to a Celine Dion concert as a male even though your friends want to have a beer with you.

Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(

by The Beer dude June 15, 2017

Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 9, 2011

Canadian Empire

Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.

Its Canadian Empire

by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer May 30, 2018

Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.

Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.

by GreyMatterTripp December 7, 2016

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 26, 2019