Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

DL Test

When you have a man send the size of his member to qualify whether or not you’d like to date them.

Any guy trying to get with me from now on has got to pass a dl test

by Beesinful January 22, 2026

Nuclear "Test"

Odd.

US "We detected that China conducted a nuclear "test" without telling anyone."

China "What? What the fuck are you talking about? We didn't launch a..." 😦

Hym Iam 🙂

US 😨

Hym Iam "What's up guys? What're we talking about?"

China 😦

Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2026

Poopoo test

loves sum poo poo tests from the hit show rocket monkeys

Is it the make the best waffles test? Poopoo test💩? is it the one who can grow the most teeth test?? Poopoo test💩?

by LABUBUDUBAICHOCOLATEMATCHADRIN February 18, 2026

Cave game tech test

Minecraft

Nizzotch uploaded a video called Cave game tech test!

by Agentwo February 23, 2026

Programming test

That's impressive.

Hym Iam "The fact that they had to re-evalue the Programming test because Ree-lon's score was so high does impress me."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2026

Ryan Reynolds test

A psychological test a person uses to determine if a man suspected of being a homosexual is gay. This test works by a tester showing a man a cute picture of Ryan Reynolds, by which passing the test occurs when the man swoons at it.

Psychologist: So, tell me about how you feel.
Some dude: Well doctor, I think I might be gay.
Psychologist: Gay? As in happy? Or gay, as in loving men?
Some dude: Well, perhaps I once had a homosexual experience in college.
Psychologist: Hmm.. Sounds like you need to take something I call the Ryan Reynolds test...

by Tony Tobasco March 12, 2026