St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024

STS

Short for Skibidi Toilet Syndrome. Usually happens in kids below 9 and happens when one watches too much Skibidi Toilet. Uncurable.

kid 1: skibidi dop dop dop
human 1: dat kid got severe STS

by someguythatlovesjtoh January 24, 2024

St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.

He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.

by purphanz January 26, 2024

St Agnes

A weird all girls school with a wack curriculum. They are all either far left or daddy’s money right. No sense of regulation at all. Basically a day care for a school who uses strake as a source of better classes, that’s it.

St Agnes Academy

Girl 1: Did you hear about that St Agnes girl who got expelled?
Girl 2: I don’t even know sister, when’s nap time?

by person452846284 April 7, 2023

St Georges

the most annoying school to exist

St Georges is bad

by wele.yy April 9, 2023

terrington st clement

A large village on the outskirts of King's Lynn in Norfolk. Lots of rural farmland & marshland & frequently see tractors & combine harvesters.
A few local stores, takeaways & family businesses. Mostly friendly people

I've lived in Terrington St Clement all my life & think it's a lovely village

by AIKNIGHT April 17, 2023

St. Elmo’s Fire

Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed
Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire (Ooh, oooh, oooh)
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go
(Just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know, I can
You broke the boy in me but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now, I'm coming alive

I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
St. Elmo's Fire, St. Elmo’s Fire

by Death Menace May 12, 2023