douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011

Yummy Spanish Omlette

Sex involving excessive flatulence. The yummy distinguishes it from the food dish "Spanish omlette", with the origin of the phrase being derived from the smell associated with spoiled eggs.

"Well done Lukey! Fancy a Yummy Spanish Omlette later? Mmmm!"

by Byker Groves December 13, 2012

butter shanks

Your butt and thighs.

1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.

2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016

booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.

That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together

by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016

the spanish pelican

Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.

After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.

by El Pelicano December 8, 2016