sock dick wasted

Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.

Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.

by PatReid October 7, 2012

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Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.

General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks

by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018

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Cincinnati sock party

Shitting in a tube sock and adding broken glass and using the sock to beat a victim.

I would like to give Ron Thompson a day long Cincinnati sock party since he is such a tool.

by TRM January 2, 2008

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One-sock

(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty

Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.

by Mohecan January 23, 2006

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leather-sock

a young Canadian native boy named Joel,who plays runescape and poons cause his runescape name is leather sock but also wants bender aka mike to join kill orgy with him

leather-sock:yo mike if I intro to kill orgy your going to join kk?
bender:no fuck you im gunna join with trsitan even if he is already in it<3

by jihad_my_eye January 20, 2009

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