snakes on a plane

a phrase used to describe a number of difficult tasks or problems that require attention or completion. not unlike "things on my plate"

me: hey buddy, wanna go grab some coffee?
you: no man, i'm way too busy, you have no idea how many snakes are on my plane right now.

you: hey buddy, got much snakes on a plane?
me: nah, i'm all good, the teachers have settled down with their homework.

by john the little bit great. May 25, 2006

snake ass nigger

A person who is shady and secretive. Often a girl who is bouncing around and leads guys on. Most girls named Kelly happen to fall under this category.

Person One: Did you hear about Kelly leaking Ty's nudes?
Person Two: Yeah! she is such a snake ass nigger!

by Balinshariv April 17, 2016

Four Fat Snakes

Used to replace the phrase 'for fuck's sake!' when younger siblings/cousins are around.

'yo mate look.. your little bro's dribbling all over your new era cap.'

'Oh four fat snakes!!'

by davies73 July 21, 2008

kool-aid snake

a snake that lives in your kitchen and gets in your sweet sweet kool-aid

when a black man dipps the head of his penis in kool-aid

yo snake get out of my kool-aid u stupid kool-aid snake.

his girlfrind said his weiner tasted bad so he tried to kool-aid snake. needless to say she was plesered

by dl balls April 13, 2011

Garden-Snake-gasm

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.

My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Alabama Black Snake

what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.

quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.

by steele, john steele April 19, 2004

Snake in my boot

When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.

There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?

by Ad0r4bly1ns4n3 April 26, 2018