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curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it
by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019
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smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.
you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!
by TekBeetz March 29, 2004
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Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.
"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."
by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014
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Smash bros brawl

The worst game in the super smash bros franchise for having shit mechanics like tripping, too floaty, and slow gameplay. It does have the best theme tho. Btw if you played mega knight you can suck My ass
“Wow smash bros brawl is really full of shit mechanics isn’t it”
by My ass October 3, 2020
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National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib
It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.
by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024
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smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
by _linzi December 15, 2011
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Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.
Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.
by Xtuomox August 24, 2019
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