When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
Get the Salty surprise cookiesmug. Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.
Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
by Serean7 April 26, 2017
Get the Saltymug. by SaltyShima July 20, 2020
Get the Salty Tuesdaysmug. Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*
this is the feeling of (salty)
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*
this is the feeling of (salty)
by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019
Get the Saltymug. 
When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.
Eg.
Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
by Thelivejay May 8, 2017
Get the Saltymug. An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.
by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017
Get the saltymug.