Zip Rip

When you zip your jeans and catch your penis hard enough to draw blood.

I had to see the cock doctor due to my bleeding penis, he diagnosed me with Zip Rip.

by notsata January 5, 2022

Rip Current

A sexual act in which you 6-9 on a paddle board either in still ocean or middle of a lake

Originates from the Northern Cape Cod(Used by locals)

Johnny: Yo me and Ashley were out in the waves and I got an gnarly rip current!

by yutopia754 January 17, 2022

RIP

RIP is a gamer term which means,

Rest
Brother,
Rest.

It can be used as an insult too.

RIP Definition #1:

“Brooo, I just died.”
“RIP.”
RIP Definition #2:

“You suck, man! I wish you could just RIP into shreds and die!”
“So about that interview?”

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

rip a JO

Slang or code for masturbating. (JO: Jack Off)

Friend: Yo guys should I rip a JO on this airplane?

by a really terrible person May 28, 2022

rip and dip

to rip a condom have sex and then dip outta of there

man i’m going to susie’s house for a quick rip and dip

by dtlbrown May 30, 2022

rip hole

similar to a riptide, but varies in the way that it's a hole that's been ripped from the inside.

nice rip hole baby

by realtimentes December 12, 2021

rip

a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."

thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.

by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021