Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)

Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"

by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025

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Bowdy Yellot

Bowdy Yellot is a type of bird that is racist

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Racist Easter Bunny

A white kid that carry’s around a sack of candy (sometimes doughnuts…, a lot of them) and likes white girls that have bangs and big tittys

“Hey you see Nathan over there??” Yeah, you know him? “Yeah I here bro always carry’s a sack of candy around with him but only chases white girls with bangs and big yitties!” Damn… he’s a racist Easter Bunny if I've ever seen one…

by N8te33 October 13, 2025

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Again, I would have to discriminate to be a racist, like, seriously guys you tapped my phone and you're making me sit here and listen to you while you explain to me shit that I do not want explained and then refusing to explain the things I DO need explained and it is just taking a really long time. Like, we're communicating at the speed of "pitch" and I am actively in pain as we are doing this. Less now, but still.

Hym "Do I use slurs ALL THE TIME? Yes. Will I stop? Probably not. But do I 'Descriminate on the basis of race?' NO. Never. Would I call you a slur to your dumpy cracker face? Yes. Because YOU are not Joe Rogan. And I can probably get away with it. But there still aren't enough white racial slurs. I do like pinky. But am I racist? No. I'm 'an equal opportunity offender.' I will insult anyone and everyone and I will also call them slurs REGARDLESS of race."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

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