I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

put a three on

to jinx or put a curse on some person, thing or activity

"Ima put a three on that bitch. _Nothing's_ gonna work for her."

by primeridian April 28, 2012

put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"

by druey26 July 12, 2009

Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.

on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!

by alexh.77. January 3, 2011

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Put on

To be put on is to have your friends/people vouch for you to someone you'd like to date.

P1: "Hey, can you put me on with her?"
P2: "Sure, I'll tell her about all the money you got."
P3: "Don't forget to tell her how hot they'd be together, we'll help you get put on."

by Xo.Mxney.Xo February 10, 2024

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017