Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.

on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!

by alexh.77. January 3, 2011

Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.

Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.

by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

put a three on

to jinx or put a curse on some person, thing or activity

"Ima put a three on that bitch. _Nothing's_ gonna work for her."

by primeridian April 28, 2012

put up for

Arranged/set to be taken in by families

He have been put up forin a host family

by Saha hyo dany October 17, 2017

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013