Purple Alien Head

A type of LSD that comes in mostly gel tabs. It fucks you up HARD.

Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.

by DapperSwindler October 25, 2008

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purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

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purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

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Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet August 25, 2008

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When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

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Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.

Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!

by PurpleHippoGang January 23, 2019

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