by Fifi A. November 22, 2017
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Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
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An awesome youtuber/vlogger who does crazy shit sometimes but it's mainly for the views.He actually really cares about his fans!He made Team 10 and is the owner of the official Team 10 house and business.Is on Disney channels "Bizzarredvark" in which his famous line is "here we go". He has over 8 million subscribers in YouTube and gaining because it's everyday bro( meaning he uploads YouTube videos everyday). Has a wife: Erika Costell because they are not legally married, she don't have the same last name.
by Meiscool2 July 24, 2017
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Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.
Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.
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