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porn-bespattered

Dialogue that although is seen as "normal" interaction between adults, it sounds like it could come from a "porn" movie.
Despite the heated sex talk, unbelievable but apparently true practices, and porn-bespattered dialogue, its shock value is in the realization that rather than merely casual sex, most wish lists include a universal desire for identity, acceptance, and connection
by Victor Patterson May 1, 2008
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mypower porn

Going to a girl(s) myspace and copy/pasting the hottest pictures of them to a Powerpoint so you can make a slide show, put it on auto change and jack off to it.
Aey: "What's the most pathetic thing you've done lately?"
Bee: "Remember that cute ass girl I met at the gig?"
Aey: "Yeah"
Bee: "I was on her page last night and I ended up making mypower porn"
Aey: " Haha, you're a sad bastard."
Bee: "Yeah, but she's bomb eh?"
by chepe March 14, 2008
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porn seam

That part of the internet that you get to after a session of porn mining and you just keep getting great porn.

Usually you can get these when you find a page that shows a porn directory or you work out that you can replace part of the url with another number and get more pages of porn
OMG I just been browsing for 2 mins and I hit a porn seam!
by nigelporn March 4, 2009
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porn

something you can catch your child watching but finally means u have something in common...
ass and titty porn isn't a pity
by Kassim dalley March 7, 2017
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Apple Porn

1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.
2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.
Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!
by ixpd003 March 11, 2006
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porn ninja

to run into a room and jump on the room's occupants while naked or mostly naked while yelling "PORN NINJA!" and "I'M A KARATE DUDE!" at the top of your lungs. rubbing of your naked bits onto the person in the room is strongly advised.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
"i was laying on my bed reading a book and Sally came in and porn ninjaed me!"

"Really? to what level?"

"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
by Lali Pop July 25, 2007
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Furry porn

by Poopybutthole2.0 November 3, 2021
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